Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality

  • person: hey wanna hang out
  • thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.